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Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks

Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab

You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya 

Funny quotes@nishant

1)When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...

2)Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

3)"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."

4)"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.

It's the transition that's troublesome."

5)Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

6)"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

7)"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

8)"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves."

9)The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

10)The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.

11)Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

12)Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

13)Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

14)The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

15)"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."

16)You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”

17)“'To Start Press "Any Key". Where's the ANY key?

18)"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.”